When I..

Office : A place to feel boredom if you never feel bored.

Guess what?

I found the damn documents by sneaking into my project manager's room. THERE IT WAS.
All I did was "oh my fucking god, there you are". All my boss did was, "please make a photocopy". So, after 7 hours of search, it comes to a conclusion that, I have just wasted my time.

In the office, everything you do, whether it is right, you are wrong. So, patients is a virtue.

You will definitely feel this ;

When I take a long time, I am slow.
When my boss takes a long time, he is thorough.

When I don’t do it, I am lazy.
When my boss doesn’t do it, he is too busy.

When I do something without being told, I am trying to be smart.
When my boss does the same, that is initiative.

When I please my boss, I am ass-kissing.
When my boss pleases his boss, he is co-operating.

When I do good, my boss never remembers.
When I do wrong, he never forgets.

When I make a mistake, I am an idiot.
When my boss makes a mistake, he’s only human.

When I am out of the office, I am wandering around.
When my boss is out of the office, he’s on business.

The toilet is all yours by doing this!

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All you do is lift it up and its all yours.

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See who seats in it!

As a result : You worry too much about your job. Stop it. You are not paid enough to worry.

Oh what the heck la, everyone has to go through this, I LOVE WORK....not

Hitting counters tonight for Shauna's Bday. Sweeeeet~